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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

(Talking)
May I have your attention please

may I have your attention please

will the real slim shady please stand up
I repeat
will the real slim shady please stand up ...
we're gonna have a problem here ...

(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like pam and tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?
and Dr. Dre said...
nothing you idiots
Dr Dre's dead
he's locked in my bassment
feminist women love eminem
chicka chicka chicka slim shady

I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his you know what
flippin' to you know who
yeah, but he's so cute though
yeah
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes
I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky
you might just give it a little kiss
and that's t.he message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel
dont they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well
some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantelopes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
but if you feel like I feel
I got the antedote
women wave your pantehose
sing the chorus and it goes..............

(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

(Verse 2)
Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
well I do
so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about a grammy
half of you critics can't even stomach me
let alone stand me
but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to britney spears
shit
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear em argue over who she gave head to first
little bitch
put me on blast on MTV
yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me
who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me
walk
talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing
but not quite me.................

(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

(Verse 3)
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these albums like valiums
it's funny
cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a slim shady lurkin
he could be workin at burger king
spittin on your onion rings
or in the parking lot
circling
screamin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real shady please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time
loud as you can
how does it go? .................

(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady
yes
I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

(Talking)
haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us........ fuck it let's all stand up
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